Uncorking the hate

All right. I can't take this any more. I snapped today. I went to get water in the kitchen at work. The popcorn smelled a little burned and I stopped it. A co-worked said I should not. I stopped it because it had two minutes left. I then found the man responsible. I told him his popcorn was burning, how long did he put it in for? He said four minutes. I said "Where did you get the idea to put it in that long?" He then said "The package says 1-4 minutes." I then told him that he would always burn his popcorn. That he should start in the middle of the recommended range, not one end.

That the hell? How many bags of burnt popcorn smell have I endured because his moron thinks that he should microwave it for the maximum amount of time? How many bags of burn popcorn has he lived through and wondering why they are always burnt.

Note: This is the hateful thoughts I restrain myself from all of the time. This is also a proxy for dealing with my family and the holidays.